bonerfart:

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

(via thebootydiaries)

talesfromweirdland:

Brigitte Bardot in a nearly empty Paris movie theatre. Circa 1960.

(via carmaen)

unforgettable-madness:

friend: are you okay?
me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

(Source: smmamm, via gogh-bee)

clem-style:

(via xo-houseofballoons)